Top 31 Articles That Didn't Make it Into This Issue

1. Who Moved My Carbs?	a	a
2. How Do I Boil an Egg? And Other Reasons I Call My Mother Weekly
3. Why Sleeping Makes You Fat, and Other Secrets Your Doctor Doesn't Want You to Know
4. Single Living and Canned Soup
5. Eating Fish on Fridays: A Child's Perspective
6. What Happens When You Substitute Salt for Sugar by Accident (A Cautionary Tale)
7. All You Need to Get Into Heaven is a Casserole in a Covered Dish
8. How to Save Money by Only Eating Plain Pasta
9. The Joys of Being a Vegetarian in a German Household a
10. Rocky Road and Baby Ruth: The Fuel behind Chunk and Sloth's Rescue of The Goonies
11. The Unhealthy Vegan
12. All Hummus, All the Time: My Life in the Middle East
13. The Water Diet: An Anorexic's Tale
14. A Xenophobe's Guide to Ethnic Food
15. The Only Reason to Eat Oatmeal is to Eat a Ton of Vermont Maple Syrup
16. Jello, Funeral Potatoes, and a Whole Lot of Ice Cream: The Story of a Childhood in Utah
17. How I Lived off of Kraft Dinner in College and Can't Eat It Anymore
18. Baking Soda versus Baking Powder: Why They Are Different and What Can Happen if You Don't Pay Attention
19. Ice Cream is a Food Group
20. Is Sifting Flour Really Necessary?
21. My Sister and the Homemade Pretzels, or, The Biting Incident
22. Why Tuna is an Unacceptable Lunch at the Work Place
23. How to Burn a Meal in the Microwave: Three Easy Steps
24. Heaven is Taco Bell
25. How I Conquered My Fear of Brussels Sprouts aa
26. New Methods of Healthy Cookie Consumption
27. Ketchup is a Vegetable, and Other Lies My Parents Told
28. Why is Chicken Called Chicken, but Cow is Called Beef?
29. Cheetos and Oreos: How Elementary School Lunchtime Commodity Trading Induces Junk Food Addiction (or, Shouldn't my Carrot Sticks be Worth More?)
30. The Cholesterol Diet: My Life in the South
a31. Fried Foods Just Taste Better