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Confessions of a Sport Fanatic's Wife
By Leilani Grossbauer

aaaanyone that has been to a tailgating party before the Big Game knows that the food is just as important as (if not more than) the sporting event itself. This comes as a great relief to me, in that I am married to a full-fledged Sports Fanatic. Don't get me wrong, I'll cheer for the home team as loud as the next guy… or gal, but a first down and a something-or-other pass has less meaning to me than knowing the difference between a Philly Cheese Steak with onions and sauce only the way a native Eagles' fan can make it, and a rib-eye on a bun toasted at Camden yards. Let's face it, I may be alone in boldly stating my ignorance about sports… but I am sure I am not the only one who feels this way. This can cause a strain on marriages such as mine unless you stop and tackle the issue head-on.
z aaaaI love my husband dearly, but little did I realize that when I said "I do," I also pledged allegiance to observing The Four Seasons of the year. Seasons formerly know as Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall have been replaced on our family calendar with: Hockey, Basketball, Baseball/Racing, and Football (which also runs into Hockey, Basketball and Baseball/Racing if you count the Pro-bowl and draft picks). So what's a girl to do? Deciding to take the sage advice rendered from that catchy Broadway tune, I've chosen to "always

look on the bright side of life." And what a better way to create a more harmonious union than to embrace the common denominator: food.
aaaaI'll gladly accompany my husband to sporting events. Who can argue baseball? Hot dogs, salty peanuts, and a bubbly drink are the traditional fare. Hockey? Can't resist snuggling up to my honey behind the glass shield while dodging flying pucks and sipping on some hot cocoa (mini-marshmallows please). Racing? Nothing cools your frying skin better than some fresh-squeezed lemonade and pierogies at the Nazareth Raceway. No one can hear you if you slurp! Basketball? Whether it's pro or collegiate, you can never go wrong with the sides of soft pretzels, fries, or chicken strips. Go team! The granddaddy of them all is football: Chile cook-offs, a deluge of sandwiches (steak, hoagie, barbeque, and sausage, to name a few favorites), anything grilled or deep-fried during a tailgating party, ring bologna, cubed cheeses, chicken wings (my favorite being the fiery hot wings doused in a cool blue-cheese dressing… tasty!), chips and dips ranging the whole color spectrum…. Basically, anything that you can eat with your hands and use to raise your cholesterol. (Maybe that's why the season is so long.)
aaaaSo if you ask me which team I root for, I may have to get back to you--I still haven't tried a hotdog from Yankee Stadium.


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