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Top 31 Reasons It's Good to be 31
1.
You know who you are
2. You're young enough to become who you want to be
3. You're old enough to remember the '80s, but too young to have much
photographic evidence that could be used against you later
4. Any embarrassing photographic evidence can always be blamed on being
too young to know that feathered bangs, perms, and stirrup pants weren't
attractive
5. You no longer get carded all the time
6. It's flattering when you do get carded
7. You're still part of the critical 18-35 retail and media target set
(phew!)
8. You've finally outgrown that adolescent awkwardness
9. A few more years and you'll be old enough to run for president!
10. Two words you never said in your 20s: Disposable Income
11. You have a real job. With business cards
12. You've been promoted in your real job
13. People in their 30s get more respect
14. Sometimes you think Bridget Jones's Diary was actually based on your
life (this is a good thing-she gets Mr. Darcy in the end!)
15. As one of our guy friends recently commented, women in their 30s have
their act together; until then, they're still solidifying
16. You're old enough to remember the Cold War, but not so old that you
have baggage because of it
17. You remember when the Berlin Wall fell
18. You feel comfortable in your own skin
19. You're at the perfect age to own a home, be a parent, and have a retirement
plan, and you like that
20. You're not too old to go to a Greenday concert in a short skirt and
stay out until 3am
21. Confidence
22. 31 is too young to have a mid-life crisis
23. 31 is old enough that you can still blame your anxiety on a mid-life
crisis
24. The positive cosmic energy surrounding the numbers 3 and 1 bodes well
for your 31st year
25. Insert your reason here: What do YOU like about being 31?
26. You get great discounts on movies and car insurance, and free checking
too. Oh wait, that's age 61
27. You remember when cartoons were actually quality television
28. Our generation is breaking through glass ceilings, redefining gender
roles in the home and in the workplace, and proving what women have known
all along: "Anything men can do, women can do better."
29. Hilary Swank, Alannis Morissette, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chad Kroeger,
Penelope Cruz, Christian Bale, Seth Green, Robbie Williams, Jewel: all
31
30. Proud to belong to Generation X
31. Every age is our favorite age

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