ave Rules Haiku

David Letterman
is my favorite talk-show host.
He rules, man! He rules!

ave Is My Fave Haiku

Dave Dave Dave Dave Dave
is my fave fave fave fave fave
guy on the TV.

etterman vs. B&J Haiku

David Letterman
or Ben & Jerry's? What a
tough question. Darn it!

de to My Friend Dave Haiku

Be it winter, spring,
summer or fall, my buddy
DAVE has got it all.

ave's Trademarks Haiku

Double-breasted suits.
Top Ten List. Paul and the band.
Whacky humor. Dave.

ave and Canned Ham Haiku

David Letterman.
What a nifty guy! He's bet-
ter than a canned ham!